Melissa’s peer review for jellylift
Everybody go read Melissa’s peer review for my site right f**king now.
She GETS it, you guys.
She GETS it.
Since day one I’ve been saying that at the top of Maslow’s hierarchy of needs is a Jellycat wife. I NEED a Jellycat wife. Shawty gotta be my ride or die, my Lovely Lovebird other half, my one and only Jellycat-adoring soulmate.
So this is therefore a formal proposal to Melissa.
Melissa, would you do me the honour of being my Jellycat wife… and marry me?
April 4th Edit: (holy shit you guys check the comments she said yes)